If it looks like milk...

(Kristi encouraged me to blog this conversation. I was thankful to have a witness.)

Tommy (drinking a glass of milk): This milk looks like milk but it doesn't taste like milk it tastes like something different that looks like milk but it's not milk.

Me: Huh?

Kristi: What does it taste like?

Tommy: I don't know. Well, I know, but I don't know what it's called but it looks like milk.

Me: Huh?

Kristi: Huh?

Rachel claimed to have understood what he was saying, but at this point we still do not know what he is thinking his milk tasted like. The answer is trapped in Tommyland.